Im that kind of person who can not pause the song right in the middle of it so I always have to wait till the end till I can do something else
Does anyone else think string cheese tastes bad unless you peel it apart?
The key to being funny is to say smart things stupidly...or was it stupid things smartly? Oh well, its not rocket surgery
Dont dwell on the past and focus on the future...
Thats why the review mirror is smaller than the windsheld
That awkward moment when you finish a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life anymore...
I love holding the door open for people who are far away so they have to run alittle
We should have a nice way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings, like "Well Im bored, lets go brush our teeth!"
That urgent moment when you really have to pee and then you realize you need to spend an extra 2 seconds trying to unbutton or untie your pants, trying to hold it in for dear life
does anyone else see something in their dreams and then later in life the exact same thing happends and you start to freak out for a couple seconds
If you get cought sleeping on the job or in class...slowly raise your head and say
"...in jesus name, amen..."
Admit it. At some point in life youve tried to see if you had super powers
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