Never play leapfrog with a unicorn...
I belive that unicorns are real they are just fat and grey and we call them rinos
You say I have lost my mind..
I say you cant lose what you never had..
Crazy? Who? Me? Well duh...
Im just like everyone else, I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time
Never EVER touch a crazy womans pudding!!!
I will stab you with a spoon!!!!
Why do people put designs on toilet paper? Its not like when I go to wipe my butt Im gonna go OH MY GOSH!! A FLOWER!!
Study... study... stud... sta... ah... staf... stafay... fay... face... facebook :D
rope: $3.95
ski mask: $4.99
duct tape: $2.95
shovel: $7.99
look on cashiers face: priceless!
I love Wal-Mart
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