Random Jokes :D #2

If a hobo and a blueberry had kids, would they be called a blobo or a hoberry?

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

What starts with "p" and ends in "e" and has hundreds of letters in it
- A post office

There are 5 fish in a tank and one drowns, how many are left?
- 5 fish cant drown :)

What is the tallest building in the world?
- A library because of all its stories :)

DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!!!
You read that sentence didnt you???
Oh you REBEL!!

That awkward moment when you open the birthday card and theres no money in it so you pretend to read it with a lost smile

People complain how life is too short...
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife... Problem solved

Without "me" its just awso

I know that you belive you think you understand what you think that I said, But Im not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant :)

Do you realize how stupid you are when you are arguing with me online? Whats the worse thing you can do?
"Oh, Im about to Cap Locks on you!!"
Scary.

My Name Acronym

Twisted
Arty
Young
Loud
Overwhelmed
Relaxed

Lovable
Exquisite
Apperciative
Neat
Naive

Hiper
Intelligent(sometimes)
Lazy
Dainty
Responsible
Excited
Trustworthy
Happy

Random Jokes :D

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year...
Now I dont wanna get anyone in trouble but shouldnt that be an even number??

Im that kind of person who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster :D

DRINK COFFEE!!
do dumb things faster with more energy o_O

Two muffins are baking in a oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "OMG its so hot in here!" The other muffin says "OMG a talking muffin!!"

Im pale and clumsy... now where the heck are the rich vampire and beefy werewolf who are supposed to be fighting over me?!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question but Im shaving it for later :D

Boy: Loves COD
Girl: Hates COD
Boy: Hates COD when he dies
Girl: Loves COD when he dies :D :P

(Phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "Man! I thought you were someone else!!"

My phone changed "loud" to "logs", so I "laughed out logs" at my friends joke, I mean I did poop alittle, but how did my phone know?

Im smart in school, Im polite with new people, Im nice with my parents, but put me with my friends and Im whole new person!!

What do you say when your parents yell at you for lying....
Look at them in the face and say,
SANTA CLAUS, EASTER BUNNY, TOOTH FAIRY!!!!

I Drew These....

Love Life

Love your life while you got it
Live it to the fullest and dont quit it
Sure you'll have some bad times
But it's worth it, unlike your crimes
Enjoy, just don't regret
Memorize, and never forget
Love and never Hate
Promise before its too late
Always laugh and never fight
With that It'll be alright
You may not want to but its worth a try
It's better to do that than be told a lie
You may think that I am lying
But with this advice you wont be crying
Life is the greatest gift you can get
Just remember you can't hit a reset
Just listen to my advice
And trust me you'll want to read it twice:
Laugh like you've never even cried
Let your conscience be your guide
Live like you've never even suffered
Grab the pen, let go of the sword
And Love like you've never even been hurt
Get up off the ground and wipe off the dirt

What makes me Happy :)

Music that helps me relax all day
a stress releaver that no one can take away
Family to me they mean everyhting
everyday with them makes me wanna sing
Sleep is what helps me up my mood
I have to have it because I dont wanna be rude
Candy? I prefer it sour or sweet
Because without it my life is not complete
Games are what I really enjoy
their better to me than a simple toy