If a hobo and a blueberry had kids, would they be called a blobo or a hoberry?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
What starts with "p" and ends in "e" and has hundreds of letters in it
- A post office
There are 5 fish in a tank and one drowns, how many are left?
- 5 fish cant drown :)
What is the tallest building in the world?
- A library because of all its stories :)
DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!!!
You read that sentence didnt you???
Oh you REBEL!!
That awkward moment when you open the birthday card and theres no money in it so you pretend to read it with a lost smile
People complain how life is too short...
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife... Problem solved
Without "me" its just awso
I know that you belive you think you understand what you think that I said, But Im not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant :)
Do you realize how stupid you are when you are arguing with me online? Whats the worse thing you can do?
"Oh, Im about to Cap Locks on you!!"
Scary.
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