I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
Dear Doctor,
The longer you leave me unattended waiting in your office, the more tongue depressers I can lick and stick back in the jar.
Want to make money using Facebook??
Go to Account > Account Settings > Deactivate account... and go to work
I got gas yesterday for $1.39!
Too bad it was from taco bell...
Ever realized that the words "false information" spelled backwards is the same.
Whew. Thank you warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
When someone calls you house phone and asks you "Where you at?"
Oh you know, just chillin at a strip club with my house phone..
The walrus: They're like vampires but awesome
If manatees are sea cows then why arent cows called land manatees??
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