Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Random Jokes #27

To do list: Wear a shirt that says "LIFE" and stand in the street handing people lemons.

Everyday Im suffling, except Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

Why is there an eject button on the dvd remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. Its like having a remote to open the fridge.

Went outside. The grapics were awesome but the gameplay sucks...

Think of a number 1 through 10, double it, subtract 1, add 20, multiply by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark isnt it?

That awkward moment when you go in your closet to find Narnia and you find the door to Monsters Inc instead.

Please explain to me why I saw a sign that says "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye dogs."
Who was supposed to read that, the blind person or the dog?

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