Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Random Jokes #25

Dear McDonalds Cashier,
Dont look at me like that. Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals.
Sincerely, Dont forget the toy.

I was taking an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'"
I thought and thought about this for ages.
Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'

That stupid face you make when you have to rub one of your eyes.

I have a friend with one eye... Hes pretty cool about it though, instead of putting :D he puts .D

Is it just me or does having family as friends on Facebook limit alot of what you want to say?

When a package says "easy open", I end up using sissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun, and a lightsaber

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