Definition of bravery: Trying to fart when you know you have diarrhea
Do I still have to go to medical school if I just wanna be the guy who yells "WE'RE LOSING HIM!!"
Little old ladies in wheelchairs with blakets over their legs aren't fooling me...
Retired mermaids
I only party on 2 occations:
1. When it's my birthday.
2. When its not.
I hate it when the cops tell you to sing your ABCs backwards, I'm sorry, I didnt go to AP Kindergarden!
Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more?
Is having Lebron James on your team in the finals, a bad idea?
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