Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Random Jokes #32

When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you??"

Dear guy at the market who hugged me because I am bruised,
my situation is too painful to talk about, lets just say they did things... bad things

My cat raps. His name? Wiska Lifa

Hey, Wiska Lifa, wanna hook up tonight?
Love, Kitty Purry

There's two dumb cats in my neighborhood. Wiska Lifa and Kitty Purry. I think I'm gonna team up with my buddy Snoop Dogg and chase them.
   -Pit Bull

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon and thats as close as it gets

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