Monday, July 18, 2011

Random Jokes #30

Teacher: "Somebody start a sentence with I"
Student: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, its I AM"
Student: "...I am the ninth letter in the alphabet"

Think about it: Right now you are the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be.

Look Left----------->         You Failed

If spiders could fly, Id never go outside again

No one is as ugly as their drivers lisense picture, nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture

I wanna steal a Krispy Kream truck and go on a high speed chase just because it would be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck

Millionares: If you dont have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to your pool, then give me your money, because your wasting it.

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