Monday, April 18, 2011

Random Jokes #19

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Lack of sleep, up too early, and low on patience. Thank You. Come again...

Call my girlfriend... call my girlfrien... call oy girly... call of gurty... Call of Duty.

Itd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in the end slices of bread...

Note ot self: I need to stop talking to myself

If there is no oxygen in space, then why is the sun on fire???

That moment when you start to play guitar hero, and then your nose starts to itch like crazy!!

That awkard moment when there is no punchline

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