Random Jokes :D

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year...
Now I dont wanna get anyone in trouble but shouldnt that be an even number??

Im that kind of person who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster :D

DRINK COFFEE!!
do dumb things faster with more energy o_O

Two muffins are baking in a oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "OMG its so hot in here!" The other muffin says "OMG a talking muffin!!"

Im pale and clumsy... now where the heck are the rich vampire and beefy werewolf who are supposed to be fighting over me?!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question but Im shaving it for later :D

Boy: Loves COD
Girl: Hates COD
Boy: Hates COD when he dies
Girl: Loves COD when he dies :D :P

(Phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "Man! I thought you were someone else!!"

My phone changed "loud" to "logs", so I "laughed out logs" at my friends joke, I mean I did poop alittle, but how did my phone know?

Im smart in school, Im polite with new people, Im nice with my parents, but put me with my friends and Im whole new person!!

What do you say when your parents yell at you for lying....
Look at them in the face and say,
SANTA CLAUS, EASTER BUNNY, TOOTH FAIRY!!!!

I Drew These....

Love Life

Love your life while you got it
Live it to the fullest and dont quit it
Sure you'll have some bad times
But it's worth it, unlike your crimes
Enjoy, just don't regret
Memorize, and never forget
Love and never Hate
Promise before its too late
Always laugh and never fight
With that It'll be alright
You may not want to but its worth a try
It's better to do that than be told a lie
You may think that I am lying
But with this advice you wont be crying
Life is the greatest gift you can get
Just remember you can't hit a reset
Just listen to my advice
And trust me you'll want to read it twice:
Laugh like you've never even cried
Let your conscience be your guide
Live like you've never even suffered
Grab the pen, let go of the sword
And Love like you've never even been hurt
Get up off the ground and wipe off the dirt

What makes me Happy :)

Music that helps me relax all day
a stress releaver that no one can take away
Family to me they mean everyhting
everyday with them makes me wanna sing
Sleep is what helps me up my mood
I have to have it because I dont wanna be rude
Candy? I prefer it sour or sweet
Because without it my life is not complete
Games are what I really enjoy
their better to me than a simple toy

Famous

An actress I wanna be

In my future, creative and artsy

Drama, Comedy, it doesn't matter

Wanna follow my dreams before they shatter

Too old? I don't think so

Too young? I'm still a pro

Disney? Nick? My favorite shows

Want a picture? I will pose

This life-long dream I've always had

Constantly thinking makes me mad

Wanting so bad with all my heart

Been wanting too long it's time to start

Drawing Is My Passion

drawing by night, drawing by day

no ill never go out and play

choking on thoughts, words, feelings

my dreams to me im reeling

just the arts, in only fashion

because to me, this is my passion

Im gettin a new fone....soon! :D

oh its fall now, and im already startin to love the cool air, ahhh :D

im just still waiting for november to come cuz im gettin myself a new fone!!

yep, a motorola backflip itz sooooo cool my brother has it and i love it... i just cannot wait!!

*cough cough*

aww man i stayed home from school all week, i never though i would feel this bad, boy i wanna know what everybodys sayin at skool
and worse than that i bet i got one huge crap load of make ups to do:,(
i dont like this... at all!!
im sad, even my mood ring says so: its yellow=crabby
plus my mom came down from new jersey to visit for about a week and shes leaving 2moro and im crying:,( man i want somethin to do:( i feel so bad

Ugh :(

man im sick, this is bad ive been home from skool all week, but i gotta go 2moro honestly i see no point but if gotta then thats really not my choice:( i feel........ugh so bad theres not even a word for it, but im tryin to pull myself together cuz i got this really cool birthday comin up....no not mine my bff kaitlyn's!! im excited we goin to the beach! so im just tellin myself to stop feelin like crap so i can go:) but im gettin better and im looking forward to the party ;) luv u kaitlyn:)

LET THE TORTURE END!!

UGH!! im so upset and hot, 3 days in a row:( whens the stupid air conditioner guy gonna get here, 100 degrees+no sleep+sweat+my tv not working= >:(
i swear im gonna pass out from this heat i cant stand it! id rather be at my friends house wear the last time i spent the nite she made me sleep on the floor wear her dogs pee and her spit had been(thx for that;) and yet it was nicer than this
HELP:,(

SO HOT!!! OMG!!!

DUDE the air conditioning is out at my house and im sooooo freakin hot its like 95 degrees! i cant even breathe! i didnt sleep at all last night and every body in the house has been chewin on ice for 2 days! but the funny thing is its hotter in the house than it is outside, this is so not gonna be on my favorites list of things i did this summer:( *sobs* i miss being cold:(

FUN WITH MOVIES AND GAMES!

ok well the beach didnt go to well with me but, today i will have a awesome day! i will b at the movies for a double feature for karate kid and shrek 4ever after! and i heard karate kid got a standing ovation at the end that means one awesome movie, AWESOME! and then after that im goin to pik up sum new videogames that i want rlly bad, sonic and sega all star racing, and toy story 3:) and mayb split second but idk:) and i realize i havnt txted anybody in almost a week, im sorry guys:( mayb 2moro(mayb):) im so rude sometimes:p

OUCHIE! :(

wow i had so much fun at the beach yesterday but i now have a rll bad sunburn, i havnt got one in a long time but this is rlly bad. my face, arms, legs, and back hurt now and im sad, mostly cuz i wuz lookin forward to goin again 2day but they cancled and decided to just go to a pool, which is fine but i think my sunburn is so bad i mite not go, idk yet tho:( but if i dont ill think of sumthin to do, draw, videogames, movies, music, tv, txtin ..... yea ill be bored alrite:) jk:)
plz comment:) <3 ya!

FUN IN THE SUN!!!

oh wow im goin to the beach 2day im so excited, itz been almost a year since ive been to the beach, well 10 months but still a year:) yea just me my 2 bros, my dad and my brothers gf, coool! and ill b goin again 2moro just with my brithers and my bros gfs fam, 2 days worth of beach fun! yea im happy. and in still happy for my brother tho he got his cast off yesterday, after i think 4 months:) yay!!

SUMMER!!!

WOOOHOOO!!!! its summer the time to chill, kick back, and do nuthin while tryin to figure out wut to do for the next 2 months makin up those 7 hours and 5 days u wasted at skool for 9 months, blah! rock out, itz time to par-tay, i definately will!!